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Roy, Filipino, brown. 

Likes : fish, Cuban cigars, 1970 dodge challenger in Plum Challenger, women. 

Dislikes : the entire sub-continent of India, 

Sylvia, White, white.

Likes : anime, music, men 

Dislikes : Noah, shipping costs, (some) mass-produced Chinese products, 

Jeremiah, yes, arguably brown.

Likes : Popeyes, Pepsi, TF2, school beanie, hats, SCHOOL PRIDE, $wag, sonic
Dislikes : the n-word, cringe, 

Jordan, ???, pale

Likes : Journey, his brother Minecraft, DND, Gen, Steve Perry, Ray Charles, bargains

Dislikes : minorities, racists,

Aaron, White, eh

Likes : Classical music, Johnny Cash, John Paul II, lasagna, HuniePop, KFC honey, 

Dislikes : Mondays, being active

Eban, Mexican, considered brown.

Likes : Pokemon, HuniePop, legumes, the Italians, Aaron G., limes, Sprite

Dislikes : birch wood, Communism, muffler-less drivers, Big Nolan Strom (Eban's ex), lyme disease